Well, I might be more attractive than poor Charles.
However, my cousin was the one who planned to be a Queen when she grew up....
I just want one of those castles. ;-)
Well, you certainly deserve one - with a moat! But, either somebody's gonna be chopping a lot of wood or you're gonna be dealing with some royal utility bills!!
Royalty isn't all that it's cracked up to be, you know. ;-)