Wash your bumper off

The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette ^ | Saturday, March 12, 2005 | Christopher Flickinger

[BonnieJ]

Another popular one: "No one died when Clinton lied".

[King Prout]

my pickup still sports my pro-Bush NRA sticker... from 2000.

'course, a beat-up old half-ton pickup is allowed to have stuff on the bumpers :)

[King Prout]

I guess somebody hadda say it...

[infidel29]

Is this article a reprint or don't the print and internet articles go out on the same day?

The reason I ask is Jim Quinn went over this on his show on Thursday and I don't remember the Putz-Gazette getting credit for his read. I may have missed it, but I thought he credited someone else. I don't have the "feel like its" enough to go listen to his archived show. Can anyone clarify for me?

"GOOF-OFF" and "GOO-GONE" are products used for getting off stickers and the like. GOOF-OFF sounds apropos for Kerry-ites

[whitemale]

It is easy to understand. The Kerry/Edwards bumpers stickers are a membership ID card showing other mentally ill leftists they support the same cult.

[freedumb2003]

'course, a beat-up old half-ton pickup is allowed to have stuff on the bumpers :)

LOL! I thought it was supposed to -- starting with the "From My Cold Dead Hands" and "Caution, this pickup protected by Smith & Wesson."

My vehicle is a pleasure vehicle. A real-live workin' truck is a whole different story :)

[petercooper]

[King Prout]

on the tailgate, right above the trailer-hitch:

THAT'S A NICE FRONT BUMPER YOU HAVE THERE... SHAME IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO IT

[ChildOfThe60s]

The only thing holding it together was rust. It was spewing clouds of black, oily exhaust. And on the bumper? "Dirt Lovng Tree Hugger," a Kerry-Edwards sticker, a Tammy Baldwin sticker, a Feingold sticker, "Save Mother Earth" bumper sticker and one of those old green triangle stickers symbolizing "Ecology Above All."

The irony here being that it takes 25 successful, gainfully employed, conservative capitalists driving expensive, well maintained new cars to counterbalance the pollution spewed out by the tree hugger's junk heap.

[infidel29]

Clown car?

[freedumb2003]

LOL! You need to post up a pic of the front and back of your beast!

[King Prout]

NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

what a loser!

[Darksheare]

I was 'thinking' of installing front and rear bumper reinforcement in the push bumper style, and adding a nathan p5 airhorn inside the driver's side fender.

King's bumper sticker would be perfect for that insane project.

[King Prout]

some of the stuff on the back wouldn't be smiled at by the Almighty Mods.

[Fintan]

 

Probably my least favorite of the generic bumperstickers, usually found on pollution-belching, maintenance-challenged vehicles driven by the likes of these...

[WinOne4TheGipper]

LOL.

[King Prout]

get a really HOGGIN' HUGE shiny chrome trailer hitch

[Willie Green]

I suspect that Mr. Flickinger isn't the only one to have noticed liberal procrastination.
I vaguely recall similar rants over the months following the election. I don't think they're verbatim copies, just variations on a theme. 'Rats are clueless, we'll probably see more articles like this for a few more years.

[duckbutt]

He's so right! Anytime I'm behind someone with a Kerry bumpsticker, I hold up my finger and thumb in the shape of an "L". Not that they can see, of course, I do it so I can see, chuckle, and say, "Thank You God for giving us George Bush for 4 more years."