[King Prout]

A senior research scientist from Harvard says abstinence and faithfulness are more effective than condoms to stop the spread of HIV, the virus that causes AIDS.

*R Lee Ermey impression*: "Well... no sh!t."

[Campion]

But it's funny, when the Vatican says this, some folks act like the Pope is personally going to Africa and killing people.

Then again, maybe if they're allowed to say that at Harvard now ... maybe soon they'll be telling the undergraduates at Harvard that they ought to abstain, or marry and be faithful ... or pigs could fly ...