Wimpy, wimpy, wimpy. Now all those Texans are coming to cause us pain.
Well, let 'em. It IS a fact that it's legal to marry your first cousin in Texas, even your double-first cousin (just like AL, GA, FL, SC, TN, VA...and get this: NY, CT, VT, RI, NJ, MD, CO, NM, CA, AK, HI and DC!) (Search engines are wonderful things.)