[King Prout]

or "medium tan gwailo"

geesh.

euphemism.

"hearing impaired" could mean anything.
"differently abled" means nothing.
"medium" conveys no useful data.

[Dead Corpse]

Eh... yeah. But what are you gonna do. At least we know he's about half way between Michael Jackson and Burple ("so black he's almost purple" as defined by a black roommate of mine when I was in the military).

Which, you have to admit is fairly accurate once you account for his general racial type.

[null and void]

"medium" conveys no useful data.

Unless, of course, you are trying to talk to spirits...