I'm Texan, of German-Scottish ancestry. Sorry!
I'm a German-Polock-Ukie. Let's keep the original premise going, if possible.
As an added incentive, I want to retire on the Isle of Skye- as it seems so much like Kansas. And a ferry-ride and train trip will get me to Edinborough. The people there are like me. Scotch folks are what I want as neighbors.