[lainie]

See, if SNL were funny any more, they'd do THAT as a skit. ;)

FYI, Rabbi Schmuley was on Court TV this morning pleading with Michael Jackson's parents to "put an end to this before you lose your son." I have no idea what that means but something tells me it's not really up to them.

[retrokitten]

That's really interesting. I wouldn't be surprised if we see a suicide attempt in the near future.

[Swanks]

Rabbi Schmuley

Another Jackson money pimp...

[StarFan]

The Rabbi confuses. Out of one side of his mouth he tries to convince us that Michael is totally innocent but then suggests Michael accept a plea to a lesser charge and seek rehabilitation.

BTW the Judge isn't as tough as purported. Just ruled that MJ will go home tonight and his bail has been reinstated.