LOL.
I didn't realize you wrote this, mitchbert. Good job!
Oddly enough, it gleaned some attention up here, and thanks to a fellow freeper I found out about it. Charles Adler, a well known and widely listened to radio guy who is unabashidly conservative, read it on air last week and then did it again on Monday. Someone sent it to him. He posted it on his site and ran an on line poll today asking whether or not people agreed. I won big - around 80% :-).
Hey, anything I can do for the greater cause of liberty, eh!