[Conspiracy Guy]

Evolution even as a theory has more holes than my old gym socks. As a fact it is without any substance. They talk Natural Selection, (which is fact) but avoid the origin of life. Why do they avoid origin? We know why and they do too.

[Nightshift]

Man, they must be old gym socks. You should have them carbon dated, just to see how old they really are. LOL.

In a 1,000 years, I wonder how they will explain this kind of evolution.