1. Live on the Internet (or Pay-Per-View, proceeds to
go to a victim's restitution fund.
2. A suitable source of voltage 240 VAC will do just fine. 480, if available is preferred, but since 240 is avaliable everywhere, we will go with that.
3. A variac which will handle at least 20 Amps or better (yes, I know this is overkill, but smoke and flame, in this case, is good).
4. A suitable round copper implement to insert in one
"specific" orifice. (Use your imagination)
5. A large alligator clamp to fasten on a body part.
Again, use your imagination. Both the copper implement and the alligator clamp are connected to the variac output.
6. Suitable restraints for the condemned prisoner.
7. A S L O O O W increase in voltage/amperage over an
extremely long period until A. All that remains is a burned charcoal-like mass, or (B.) A raging fat-fed fire creates such a low resistance circuit that it blows the main breaker in the facility.
That should be a fair and just punishment for this scumbag. Let no one say that Justice is not served,or that the above is "cruel and unusual". The old adage of "Let the Punishment Fit the Crime" is very much called for in this horrific case.
Keep the Faith for Freedom
Greg
Good one!
('Nite!)