[Jaysun]

HA! Even jeans aren't what they used to be. Just take a look around next time you're in public. The world is crawling with teens wearing "jeans" that expose their Archie Bunker bellies to the world. Indeed, when paired with the "crop tops" now popular, their ensembles make them look more like a can of biscuits that blew up than little girls. They could ban the vulgar things all together and I'd applause. I don't even own a pair of jeans - neither does my wife.

[Kretek]

Just take a look around next time you're in public. The world is crawling with teens wearing "jeans" that expose their Archie Bunker bellies to the world. Indeed, when paired with the "crop tops" now popular, their ensembles make them look more like a can of biscuits that blew up than little girls. They could ban the vulgar things all together and I'd applause.

Really?

[MississippiMan]

I heard recently of some city that passed a law banning "jailing," which is the wearing of pants that are falling off you, exposing your underwear, etc. (The term comes from the fact that inmates' pants fall off because their belts are taken away.) The fine was only $50, but hey, it's a start.

I needed a coupla pair of jeans last week and in the end I gave up and bought Levi's, even though it pained me to donate money to one of the most liberal companies around. I didn't have time to run from store to store looking for a plain fricking pair of jeans! Everything is either shaped huge like a pair of balloons, or has gaudy designs, or some coloring that makes them look filthy, etc. etc. I wanted PLAIN JEANS. Sheesh.

MM

[Polyxene]

"...their ensembles make them look more like a can of biscuits that blew up than little girls."

LOL! What a mental image!! Poppin' Fresh!

[cubreporter]

Nothing wrong with jeans. It's the dips who wear them that is wrong. If worn right they are sharp and neat looking. Cool too. Saw a young girl in a restaurant today with sweats on, shirt and the sweats were down below her naval and the shirt was too. Couldn't believe it but your description of a biscuit that blew up fits it to a tee.

[ReagansShinyHair]

a can of biscuits that blew up

That is SO apt! I about died laughing. It's exactly what they look like. Even people who aren't fat can't get away with wearing low jeans that are too tight. Jeans shouldn't create back-fat.

[L.N. Smithee]

The world is crawling with teens wearing "jeans" that expose their Archie Bunker bellies to the world. Indeed, when paired with the "crop tops" now popular, their ensembles make them look more like a can of biscuits that blew up than little girls.

Every time I see a teen girl who looks like she got started on her college beer binges about five years early, I wish I had the courage to walk up and say politely, "So. Who lied to you and told you that look is sexy?"