In short, he's in denial about the Red State/Blue State map and can't figure out why "Jesusland" isn't located in New England. So to get back at the rest of us he takes to doing what all yankee idealogues do when the deficiencies of their regions and politicians are pointed out: he tears everybody else down to his own region's level.
With the southern - western alliance I believe we are in good hands but we have got to keep working together to keep the socialists in either party at bay.