You don't have to be a computer illiterate to use a Mac, but it helps
Alas! The missing link! For years I've subscribed to the theory that it's Bill Gates' goal to rule the world. But I never could put my finger on main piece of the 'secret plan'.
But thanks to you, it's solved.
Gates plan is to so completely mimic the Mac, that the entire world becomes computer illiterate zombies, unable to do our own computing and forced to kneel at the Microsoft throne.
Viva la Gatesware!