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To: WakeUpAndVote

What do you want on YOUR tombstone?...


12 posted on 03/08/2005 8:31:47 AM PST by Hatteras
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To: Hatteras

"What do you want on YOUR tombstone?..."

It's already in my will: "I told you I was sick!"


20 posted on 03/08/2005 8:46:51 AM PST by TRY ONE (NUKE the unborn gay whales!)
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To: Hatteras
What do you want on YOUR tombstone?...

"Banned or Temporarily Suspended"

34 posted on 03/08/2005 9:25:40 AM PST by PRND21
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To: Hatteras

Sould like an old funeral joke. After a funeral three people are asked what they would want to be said at their service. One says he would like for them to say that he achieved great works and was well known in his field. Another said he would like for them to say that he was a great father and husband. The third said he would like for them to say "Hey, I think he's moving!"


44 posted on 03/08/2005 11:05:31 AM PST by FreedomCalls (It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
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To: Hatteras
What do you want on YOUR tombstone?...

________


Mushroom and Extra Cheese

On the stone one:

Here buried are the mortal remains of a:
Proud American
Loyal Husband
Free Maison
Freeper
All talent on load from God
52 posted on 03/08/2005 12:17:35 PM PST by WakeUpAndVote (Look for, the union label. Go ahead, keep looking, I'll wait.)
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