Posted on 03/08/2005 7:08:11 AM PST by Pendragon_6
Rock guitarist and hunting advocate Ted Nugent speaks at the Dixie Deer Classic in Raleigh. Nugent told the crowd, 'If you're not a member of the NRA, you're no friend of mine.' The weekend event drew about 20,000 people.
RALEIGH -- Ted Nugent, self-proclaimed "Mother Teresa with a Glock," appeared at Sunday's Dixie Deer Classic to deliver a "whack 'em and stack 'em" call to arms among American outdoorsmen. His "big bubba campfire" gave him a standing ovation.
The three take-home lessons from "The Nuge":
* Persuade the state to legalize hunting on Sundays: "You can go to a topless bar on Sunday. Is that more religious?"
* Persuade everybody at work to be a card-carrying member of the National Rifle Association: "If you're not a member of the NRA, you're no friend of mine."
* Persuade your kid's school principal to let you bring in an M16 to show-and-tell to teach children about environmental stewardship: "They will handle them. Will they handle them under your supervision or otherwise?"
Uncle Ted also had some advice for the kiddies.
"Kids, you say that war is not the answer," the father of four intoned. "That's what Ozzy [Osbourne] says, and he's retarded."
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This guy sure doesn't tread softly, and that's why we love him.
"Criticized by some as bloodthirsty and brash, the Motor City Madman, who lives in Crawford, Texas, and attended a private inaugural event for the president, says he's weighing a bid for governor of Michigan."
Ted lives in Crawford?
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Let Freedom Ring,
Yeah...moved the family there.
Some sort of "mold problem" at his other home...that will require major reconstruction.
FWIW-
Ted lives in Crawford?
Yup, bought a ranch close to W's several months ago.
"Yup, bought a ranch close to W's several months ago."
Cool!
Wango-Zee-Tango!
You gotta love this guy; takes no prisoners, offers no apologies.
Ted is one of the best spoksmen that we have on firearm safety. No wonder liberals hate him.
He also put on a concert in the Crawford HS gym in Jan. to help raise funds for their marching band's trip to DC for the inauguration. There were only ~700 tix. available and I waited too long to get one. I heard it was a KILLER show!!!
"Kids, you say that war is not the answer," the father of four intoned. "That's what Ozzy [Osbourne] says, and he's retarded." --Ted Nugent
Oh, that's the funniest thing I've heard in a LONG time. XD
Go Ted
He's playing here in Des Moines tomorrow night. I'm trying to convince myself to shake of my 20 years of responsibility and 6 years of fatherhood training to go and be crazy for a night.
Still trying, but haven't pulled the trigger yet.
Please add me to the list
I would vote for Ted as our Governor. He would most certainly be better than our Canadian Socialist Governor Granholm.
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