DFU SONG: He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother (Michael Jackson licked my brother)

DFU SONGS | 3-2005 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - HE AIN'T HEAVY, HE'S MY BROTHER - click on the site, choose the E-L section and get the MIDI

He comes from space...and he no longer has a nose
He is very weird...this man is so weird

He likes boys...boys in their teenage years...he does
I saw it happen...he licked my brother

He'll grab his crotch...then he'll do that moonwalk thing
The fans think he's cool...they think he is so cool

Then there's times...he brings in cookies and milk...and wine
It's so darn charming...he licked my brother

While he is naked, he shows porno
He tells kids that...it's normal
Drop your pants down on the floor
You don't need to be formal
My thing...do you like my thing?

So he goes on trial...he put his hands down kids' pants
We all know he did...we know that he did

All it takes... is just one OJ juror
I saw it happen...he licked my brother

It's so charming
It's so charming
It's just charming
It's so charming
It's so charming

[doug from upland]

I think the Jackson family would enjoy this, particularly the big mouth Jermaine who makes the TV circuit defending his space alien pervert brother.

[doug from upland]

I didn't make it up --- WITNESS: Michael Licked My Brother

[hole_n_one]

lol!!

[Imaverygooddriver]

lol! Reminds me of that Jerky Boys tape when they call up the balloon factory. "You got balloons? I like them balloons. I lick that sh-..I lick that sh- I like to lick them balloons"

[Jaysun]

LOL! I started laughing from the moment I read the title (Michael Jackson licked my brother) and I haven't stopped.