My opinion on this may not sound scientific, however, I think it fits this article to a tee. One word says it all:
Flapdoodle!
(or you could use the word codswallop as well LOL)
http://www.ldolphin.org/vanFlandern/gravityspeed.html
This page will give those who are curious (like myself) a very good explanation why you replied "flapdoodle" to the article.
And in case people still don't get it, there's always hogwash, flimflam, fiddlesticks, and malarkey :)
Oh, and poppycock too!-)
Oh yeah? Durned smarty-pants!