Surely Abu Hamster now knows that shi'ite happens!
To continue with and expand upon your double entendre, the hardworking British taxpayers have been forced to pay for a male nurse for Hamza, whose duties include wiping, as apparently Hamza is not able to do this as a result of his hooks (some news stories are saying that he has "a hooked hand" but in reality he has two, which, by the way, were replaced at great expense by the hardworking British taxpayer as well).
Hopefully the inmate population will take note of the great press that this event is receiving and will make a point of not making the mistake of allowing Hamza to live through the experience next time.
Becoming known as "the bloke who killed Hamza" would undoubtedly be a HUGE asset to one's reputation behind bars.....without a death penalty to concern himself with, what comeuppance would a lifer need to worry about?