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To: stands2reason
I oppose cutting off fingers at the knuckles, and not just for cats.

I endorse cutting off fingers at the knuckles, especially for humans.

And making little cocktail weenies with the tips.

69 posted on 03/06/2005 9:28:07 PM PST by Lazamataz (Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999!)
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To: Lazamataz
It's just old Lazamataz...he's having some old friends over for dinner.

(I like the cocktail weenie thing, that was inspired.)

L

74 posted on 03/06/2005 9:33:52 PM PST by Lurker ("We're all sinners, but jerks revel in their sins. " P.J. O'Rourke)
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To: Lazamataz

Don't forget to pull the nails first, or they'll get stuck in your teeth....


120 posted on 03/07/2005 2:18:44 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (Invest in semi-precious metal--BLOAT!)
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To: Lazamataz
I endorse cutting off fingers at the knuckles, especially for humans.

I agree because it's the most effective way to stop the aggravating practice of picking noses in public ;-)

131 posted on 03/07/2005 3:46:29 AM PST by varon (Allegiance to the constitution, always. Allegiance to a political party, never.)
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To: Lazamataz
And making little cocktail weenies with the tips....

mmmmmmm... bbq?

145 posted on 03/07/2005 4:59:47 AM PST by pageonetoo (You'll spot their posts soon enough!)
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