Why exactly did you feel the need to start this thread?
These threads are just jerk magnets.
Does Free Republic really need 5 pages of "jokes" about killing peoples pets.
If you enjoy lifting up rocks and seeing what kind of disgusting things crawl out; post something about
Muslims or cats; then, just sit back and watch the halfwits crawl out from under their rocks, with their slimy little cheap shots.
NOT pets, feral cats.