[The Westerner]

Let's not demean the boob tube. We have Monk, The Apprentice and Turner Classic Movies. We have golf on the weekends, landscaping, home shopping. You name it. The television is a goldmine of fun.

[Dog Gone]

The last time I was so bored that I watched golf on television, I ended up gouging my eyes out. I'll never make that mistake again.

This braille monitor cost me a fortune.