This is a good one, DFU. Thanks!
One of my favorites is to the tune of SURREY WITH THE FRINGE ON TOP from Oklahoma. It has become OLDSMOBILE WITH THE BINGE DRINKER INSIDE.
Mary Jo, you're cute as a model
Will you pass one more Chivas bottle
You will see when I step on the throttle
It will be surreal
It is always an adventure in my hot Oldsmobile