One of my friends had survived two horrible marriages and for vanity plates: NOMOHOS
DAV didn't catch that one, but an ex-wife did!
Okay, here's my personalized plate sighting story:
I was in traffic and pulled up to a red light. A lane over and a couple cars ahead was a red covertible 'vette with a young blonde female driver. I immediately had two thoughts:
1 - She didn't pay for that car, and
2 - I bet the guy who did really gets laid.
As the light turned green and the vette pulled away, I was able to read the plate: "he does".
It doesn't get any better than that.
I still miss my ex, but
my aim is improving
She kept it for years before bequeathing it to a friend who needed it worse...