And everyone who falls for your story needs to stand on their head in the corner.
I'm a well known supermodel whose I.Q. is too high to be measured.
I developed the Mars Terraformer that will instantly transform that barren planet into the Garden of Eden.
I also fly through the air and save small puppies from being crushed by cars!
BTW, did I also mention that I smoke pot (tee-hee)!