The President should have a news conference from a missle silo and announce that this and other US nuclear assets have been retargeted against terrorist elements as well as the cities of Mecca and Medina. Any WMD attack on the US by Islamic terrorists will be met by a nuclear responce. With the Kabaa as ground zero maybe a few Muslims might think twice.
True, but that would hurt Muslims' feelings, and show that we don't prize diversity, and well, it would be hateful. We can't do that. A far better option would be for the U.S. to unilaterally disarm, then raise our taxes for a special lockbox fund used only to build new mosques. We could begin hearings on redrafting the constitution so as to allow state religion, then institute Islam. Don't worry, they wouldn't be able to make you believe, so long as you prayed in an eastward direction five times a day. And on the bright side, American feminists would learn how good they had it. I'm sure if the rational, stable-minded bin ladin and associates saw this genuine effort, they would finally like us. And that is what is truly important.