Ah, the joys of kudzu! There was this obnoxious, know-it-all (but clueless) big city boy at work who made everything miserable for everybody. He had just bought a new house. He wanted a ground cover. A friend and I told him that kudzu's the best, and where to get some free. "Plant a few of them, and it'll cover everything before you know it, and it'll grow so fast you won't be able to keep up with it", we said.
(heh.. heh... heh...)
Why that is just cruel and mean!!
Wishing I had thought of it!!
BWAhahahahahahah!