Monty Python did indeed do a dead bird sketch.
with simple adjustment it suits the situation at hand.
For Parrot- substitute Crow or other pest bird
and instead of a pet shop owner and customer we have the bird police and the farmer. See simple .
BP: Now that's what I call a dead crow
F: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
BP: STUNNED?!?
F: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Crows stun easily, major.
BP: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That crow is definitely deceased
DID NOT MEAN TO DOUBLE POST-THOUGHT THE FIRST ONE HAD NOT GONE THROUGH. VERY SORRY.