[SWAMPSNIPER]

I hope someone is able to dump this little turd of liberalism right slap in the middle of the 'GUNGEON"
I keep trying, but the "REDNECK ALERT" catches Me every time.
If this is not evidence of mad cow disease, I sure don't have another clue!
Next, they will need to shout out before they wipe their hiney, to give the bacteria a fighting chance, Ohmygoodness, where are My happy pills? The damned muslims seem to be correct, about some people. I am now speechless, lest I get blacklisted, this post was self censored, try to imagine what I really wanted to say!

[DixieOklahoma]

lol

[RebelTex]

"The Government has ruled that it is now illegal to shoot a crow, rook or pigeon for the pot without scaring it first."

Listen up, Crow, I'm not going to be your pigeon, so don't try to rook me.  If you don't take off right now and fly out of here, then your goose is cooked.   So you've got to be asking yourself, "do I feel lucky?"  Well, do you ya, punk chicken?

BANG!

;^D

[Chewbacca]

Hard to give a warning when you come down with a case of larengitis caused by a quick onset of adrenaline.

"Honest officer, I tried to yell and warn the animal, but it sounded more like a whisper. I always lose my voice when I get excited."

[rottweiller_inc]

Only when the birds fail to respond can he or she shoot it for dinner.

That is senseless an animal failing to respond is more than likly ill; not something good for the pot.

[El Gato]

Do you have to flail your arms at Islamakazies or druggies who are trying to kill you or someone else? Oh I forgot, you can't shoot them at all in Jolly Ole.