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To: monday; Xenalyte; feinswinesuksass
So after you die, you wouldn't mind if the funeral home hired to bury you, sold your body to a dog food company, or to the local archery club for target practice instead?

They could strip my corpse naked, parade it down Main Street (scaring the chillrun), then stick a rocket up my ass and shoot me to the moon.

My body is just an inanimate mass of flesh. (Even more so after I die.)

44 posted on 03/03/2005 1:09:20 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead
"They could strip my corpse naked, parade it down Main Street (scaring the chillrun), then stick a rocket up my ass and shoot me to the moon."

If you put that in your will, I bet you can get a ton of people to show up for your FUNeral.

48 posted on 03/03/2005 1:20:23 PM PST by Feiny ( I own many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.)
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To: dead
"They could strip my corpse naked, parade it down Main Street (scaring the chillrun), then stick a rocket up my ass and shoot me to the moon."

What you think doesn't really matter I guess. After all you are 'dead'.;o) The real question is, would it matter to your family? For most families, it would.
50 posted on 03/03/2005 1:22:55 PM PST by monday
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