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To: Pokey78
When the West’s headless chickens were running around squawking that there were more than a hundred parties on the ballot, it was all going to be one almighty mess, they failed to understand that the design flaw of Iraq is paradoxically its greatest strength: the traditional Arab solution — the local strongman — was not available

How does a headless chicken squawk?
5 posted on 03/03/2005 7:14:36 AM PST by ElTianti
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To: ElTianti
How does a headless chicken squawk?

It's true that when a chicken's head is subjected to Islamofacist justice, it still squawks even while the body runs in circles several feet away. It doesn't last long ... maybe three seconds ... but it happens. Your question was how does it happen. I don't have a clue.

30 posted on 03/03/2005 7:44:55 AM PST by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: ElTianti

Voice box...like Babe Ruth (see Dennis Leary)


39 posted on 03/03/2005 7:53:28 AM PST by steve8714
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To: ElTianti
How does a headless chicken squawk?

Very rapidly and with great anxiety.

Take a look at liberals. They may as well be headless, as they have no ideas, and they squawk constantly at those who do.

The only thing I don't like about Styen's articles is they are too short, no matter how long.

51 posted on 03/03/2005 8:16:39 AM PST by Mind-numbed Robot (Not all things that need to be done need to be done by the government.)
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To: ElTianti

By doing the chicken sign language for "squawk", of course.


52 posted on 03/03/2005 8:18:12 AM PST by thoughtomator (Unafraid to be unpopular)
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To: ElTianti

Through its "beakeotomy".


79 posted on 03/03/2005 9:10:11 AM PST by MortMan (Man who run in front of car get tired.)
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To: ElTianti
How does a headless chicken squawk?

SQUAWK!!!!


81 posted on 03/03/2005 9:15:39 AM PST by COBOL2Java (If this isn't the End Times it certainly is a reasonable facsimile...)
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To: ElTianti
How does a headless chicken squawk?

From the back hole of their body... and it goes not only for the chooks, but for the Left "humans" as well. In fact, they sometimes sound like that even when they're not headless.

107 posted on 03/03/2005 6:42:18 PM PST by Neophyte (Nazists, Communists, Islamists... what the heck is the difference?)
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