Posted on 03/03/2005 6:24:47 AM PST by finnman69
MIAMI, Florida (Reuters) -- A former topless dancer who was famously cleared of battering a Florida nightclub patron with her "crazy big" breasts has shed her oversized silicone implants and put one of them up for auction on eBay. The woman known professionally as Tawny Peaks said on Wednesday she recently came across the implants in a box in her closet after watching a television discussion about crazy things sold on eBay and decided, "Why not ... I don't need it any more." "Somebody might bid on it. It's like the first boob to be sued over in a lawsuit," she said.
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How in the blue hell is that even possible? Could she stand up straight for more than ten minutes at a time?
LOL!
When ya think she'll sell the lip implants? You seen her?
Well, she did spend a lot of time lying down in bed for a living.....
Obviously a mis-spelling.
I'm sorry, that is just gross. Surgical leftovers laying around the house. Ewww!
I still have my gallbladder stones...the grandkids think they're cool!
It would make the perfect gift for the congressperson or senator that is a total boob.
Someone like:
Barbara Boxer
Teddy 'Booze' Kennedy
Chuckie Schumerde
Diane Feinschwein
Hillary Rotten Clinton
Carolyn 'Antigun' McCarthy
Barney Frank
Frank Loutenberg (emphasizing the lout)
Joe Biden
etc.
Maybe she can used the money to have the ugly tree cut down that she fell out of.
Mark to read later - probably not work-safe... *g
bookmark ditto
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