[Liz]

....started with accusations housing authority officials were skimming quarters from a laundry room -- (then they) began soliciting bribes .....(now) investigators unearthed four jars containing human fetuses......

OMG, corpses turned up there? Well, maybe they didn't dig deep enough in Roslyn (/sarc)?

[durasell]

Prediction: In about thirty seconds (figuratively speaking) when the community realizes that SAT scores and a "quality of school system" etc. are tied to the value of their homes, there will be a scramble to find a giant broom to sweep this mess away under a enormous rug.