But you must know that if you go to DC, there is no turning back. You are crossing the Rubicon, and battle will be joined the moment you unfurl your banners & hoist your flags. At that point, hordes of Braless, menstruating left-wing feminists will attack you in waves.
So I ask you Gilbo - are you willing to stand your ground when the enemy presses you? When the enemy unleashes volley upon volley upon your ranks? Will you not flinch, nor bat your eye?
I want you to know that if you perish on the barricades in DC, in hand-to-hand combat with PETA activists, we will ensure that you are buried with the following inscription.
"Stranger, go tell the Spartans that we lie here in obedience to their laws"
Good luck Gilb. May God look with mercy upon you, his willing servant of righteousness
Nothing to see here, move on....Go quietly to your homes..await further directions.