[Borges]

Diane Warren deserves a special wing in this museum. Call it 'Diane Warren's(hit) factory'.

[Irene Adler]

Cherish is pretty awful.

[Rakkasan1]

"I used to love her (but I had to kill her)"- Guns & Roses.

[JimVT]

"Moon River"....Andy Williams.

I was a 'dj' when that was popular and if it got programmed ONE MORE TIME I planned to kill the music director.

[lawnguy]

You all need to read Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs.

It's amazing how these types of threads just take off and go crazy.

BTW I nominate Wildfire as a dumbass love song about a pony.

[sully777]

Don't Get Hooked On Me
(Mac Davis)

Girl, you're gettin' that look in your eyes
And it's startin' to worry me
I ain't ready for no family ties
Nobody's gonna hurry me
Just keep it friendly, girl, 'cause
I don't wanna leave
Don't start clingin' to me, girl, 'cause
I can't breathe

Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me
'Cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me

Girl, you're a hot-blooded woman-child
And it's warm where you're touchin' me
But I can tell by your tremblin' smile
You're seein' way too much in me
Girl, don't let your life get tangled up with mine
'Cause I'll just leave you
I can't take no clingin' vine

Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me
'Cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me
'Cause I'll just use you then I'll set you free
Baby, baby, don't get hooked on me

[Euro-American Scum]

Torn Between Two Lovers, and anything by Barbra Streisand and/or Barry Manilow.

[rudy45]

Are any of these songs country? LOL