[IamConservative]

"squirted the Easy Cheese underneath the door handles"

I worked at a Naval Weapons Center a long time ago in an unbelievably hot metal building working on Saunabouys (sp) - the things they listen for subs with. At lunch one day, I smeared a big glob of pumpkin pie on my shoe. The crew chief set down, started eating. I said: "That looks like dog sh-- on my shoe!" He said: "Sure does. Get that sh-- out of here, I'm eating." I proceeded to run my finger through it capturing most of it back on my finger, gave it a whiff and said: "Sure smells like dog sh--." He made a bigger commotion about me getting out of the lunch area. I proceeded to taste it and said: "It sure is dog sh--." He ran to the trash can a blew his chow.

That was the highlight of the summer. We laughed until we wold almost get sick every time it came up - so to speak.

[Petronski]

Classic!

[IamConservative]

Another hilarious one from way back in my youth on the farm. We did most things on our own, including butchering. I once removed the scrotum from the steer, shriveled as it was since neutering, and tanned it along with some other hides. I carefully used a leather punch and made my own piece of rawhide drawstring. My Great Uncle drove a pickup with a four speed on the floor. I snuck in his truck and installed his furry shifter knob.

The joke ended up being on me. He drove until he traded it in with the furry shifter knob. Never said a word about it.

[Dick Vomer]

I used the ear currette (long metal stick with loop on end)to remove wax from ears in the ER.... I sat in the ER and put a raisin on the end of it to look like a glob of wax. Then when the new doc would come on, I'd show him what I got out of a kid's ear and eat the raisin.... that looks just like ear wax.... total gross out, absolutely hilarious.

[flying Elvis]

That prepackaged chocolate cookie dough works just as well. I worked at a grocery store when I was in tech school and we alternated the restroom cleaning duties among the bag boys. I grabbed a tube of cookie dough off the shelf, smeared it on the toilet seat, wrote a few names on the wall, and deposited the rest on the floor. It looked like a crap tornado had hit. The bagboy walked in, took one look, and quit his job. lol

[Boazo]

Damn that's FUNNY!!!

[pooh fan]

I have 2 and both were pulled on my sister at different times.

The 1st was about 15 years ago. My sister lived on her own but always came home to do her laundry. One Halloween night, I buried a big, plastic black rat in the laundry basket between the clean towels.

The second time was on her birthday. This was about 10 years ago when 'flowerpot' cakes were popular. These cakes were made using Oreo cookie crumbs & pudding. I made the cake and put it all in a plastic flowerpot, topping it off with a fetching (and fake) pink azalea. I also included a strategically placed gummi-worm. As my sister was admiring the 'plant', my brother-in-law scooped out that 'worm' and popped it in his mouth. My sister grabbed her mouth & headed for the bathroom. We all still laugh about it...and yes, I like her; she's just so easy to freak out.