[CSM]

"We once had a buttoned-down jerk of a general manager in Mexico who was a stickler for "politically correct" office wear. He sent out a memo to all employees telling the females that wearing pants was prohibited and severe penalties would result if they continued to break that rule. Ordinarily, the females at the office were mice with no guts, but the day after the memo, they all showed up in pants, even his own secretary. He quickly rescinded the order."

Bikini bottoms would have scored much higher!

[Bon mots]

This one is evil. It should only be used on deserving Democrats.

If you are ever in the living room of someone you don't like, just throw an empty condom package under the couch when nobody is looking. Sooner or later someone will find it.


Here's another very nasty one to do to a bank that ticks you off.

Rent out a safe deposit box in someone else's name. Put in a bunch of frozen shrimp and fish. Leave it there.