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To: dead

I seem to recall a prank involving a coffee table and some duct tape . . . care to share with the group?


240 posted on 03/02/2005 8:55:31 PM PST by Xenalyte (Your mother sells hot dogs.)
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To: Xenalyte

While a well known TV actor (now deceased) was on his honeymoon, his "friends" filled his bathtub, toilet, sink, etc. with jello.


245 posted on 03/02/2005 9:31:07 PM PST by Doctor Stochastic (Vegetabilisch = chaotisch is der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
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To: Xenalyte
Well, since you asked.

After a long night of drinking, our fraternity brother, Tim, passed out on the couch. We rolled him off the couch and onto the coffee table, then we duct taped him to the table from his shoulders to his ankles.

Another friend of ours came home in the morning after working a night shift and heard somebody groan, "Get me down, please." as soon as he opened the door. He fell to the floor laughing as he saw Tim, propped upright by the door, still taped to the table, with an Army helmet on and a toy machine gun taped to his hand.

He was an able sentry, as no unauthorized personnel got by him that night.

265 posted on 03/03/2005 7:35:35 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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