Thanks for the tip, but I'd have to hide my guns... the girlfriend would SLAUGHTER me!
And if she didn't literally kill me, I'm sure that the least of my problems would be no foolin' around for t_skoz until Hell froze over. However, she's Irish like me... we hold grudges and SHE WOULD GET ME BACK!
I think I'll save this for someone besides the girlfriend...
No no no! Don't do the women, do their MEN! I have it on good authority that when he gets ready for bed, really intense discussions ensue... One of my co-workers did it to his boss on the day his wife came back from a trip. He said he would have been fired for sure if the boss could have proved who it was that did him in!