I used to carry a few Magnum Condoms with me and every time someone asked me to hold their wallet - I would add one.
Especially fun for the married guys.
;-)
At the airport who "apres flight" we would meet in one of the regular's hangars for cocktails. One guy used to drink every day there - and never replenished the stock. He hated Gin - loved Vodka. So, we would buy Vodka and pour it into the Gin bottles and Voila... he stopped drinking our Vodka.
I also used to pick Gay Pride flags on my friends' cars.
For a 50th Birthday Gift - I would sign people up for Depends Coupons, adjustable bed information and video tapes, Scooter information, etc. etc.
The rest are too mean to tell....
You should see what's going on here.
I used to sign up a coworker for gay bondage catalogs and have them sent to him at work.
Those are funny
"Especially fun for the married guys."
Some fellows in my guard unit used to put ladies underwear in their buddies dufflebag at the end of summer camp. They prefered very large sizes. One learned to always check one's duffle before taking it home.
"at the airport..."
Reminds me of another one my friend Frank pulled. Back in the 60s, Five Day Deodorant Pads were popular. Frank's roomate started using Franks and then puting the pads back in the little jar they came in. Frank bought an extra jar. Frank was taking a chemistry class. About five days later all the hair fell out of his room-mate's arm pits. It did cure his room-mates persperation problem though.
"Gay pride stickers".
A found a book one day entitled fifty ways to get even with your ex. One was to print up a bunch of flyers for some thing like the local chapter of the "Gay and Lesbian League of Communist Supporters" announcing this months meeting and include your ex's phone number. The book suggested puting these flyers under windshield wipers at your local mall and the local chapter of the VFW.