"I decorated my 31 year old single bosses car "Just Married""
One night at my fraternities formal dance, I convinced my room mate that I'd gotten engaged. He bought it, stopped the band, and announced my engagement. When he found out I'd pulled this on him, he decorated my car just as you did your bosses. On the way home, I was pulled over for speeding but the cop let me go since it was my wedding night.
ROFL! You got lucky on that one!