We have an email group which helps us desiminate information between a large number of members.
Well, one guy is a bit of a pompous "ladies' man" (he thinks). He had just gotten a new Russian Girlfriend and kept bragging about the little pet names she called him and asking us to translate for him.
Well, I decided it was time.....for revenge.
I set up a fake email for Olga Dashing Dasher-sky, and sent him an email saying, "Where I am from in Russia, if a man cares for a woman, he calls her his little Sooka.".
He wrote back to me and said he was walking out the door with flowers and bubbly and would call his new girlfriend, his little Sooka.
As many of you may have guessed - a Sooka is a ... whore.
I have gained international fame for this little act of fun.
;-)
You're evil.
Excellent!
There was a ladies man at one place I worked. I was able to get a copy of his photo ID from the secretary. I had a wanted poster printed up with that picture that looked exactly like what you'd find at the post office, with finger prints, etc. Of course everything on it related to "crimes of the heart."
I put one copy in his cube. For some reason I was the first person he asked to find out where it came form. He wasn't pleased.