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In the 80's the landlord's daughter lived next door. Even though it was in town, she had farm animals. (She wasn't right) Anyhow, me and the other neighbor used to get tired of her chickens, so we would feed them greasy popcorn with a box of crushed Exlax sprinkled on it. We'd wait a few hours and then call the health inspector. She must have had some dirt on someone, because the city never did make her get rid of them. Eventually we added hot sauce to the mix, which seemed to keep the roosters quiet for several days. We also had fun thinking up Burma Shave like jingles:

If your chicken has been naughty,
Chickenlax will make him potty.
Chickenlax

She also had 5 or 6 dogs that she kept in a small pen right outside my bedroom window. If I made any noise at all in my bedroom (coughed, open or closed a door, dropped anything), they'd start barking. If they kept on yapping, she'd let them all in her house. (Can you see where this is going?)

By this time we realized that exlax by itself only produced foam, so we mixed it in with 5 or 6 BIG cans of dogfood. We thew it in with them about 10 PM, and then played MrDo on the Atari while we waited for her lights to go out. About midnight we dropped a shoe to get them started barking, and she let them in. We kept playing MrDo. About 2AM, there was a BUNCH of yelling as her boyfriend went storming out. My buddies wife went there the next morning, and she said the Malamute or the Spitz must have been wagging his tail, because it was thrown and spattered everywhere - walls, TV screen, ect. It took about a month before her boyfriend came back.

By this time we realized that exlax by itself only produced foam

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OMG...LOL with tears!! Chickenlax! OMG..exlax by itself only produced foam...just hilarious. Also my brothers and I have always discussed strange people as he/she wasn't right...just this statement brings me back to growing up. Thanks for the laughs.