BYRD: BMMMMPFFF IPPFF WRRRRFF FFFNN HIFFFFLR
REPORTER: Excuse me, Senator Byrd, could you lift you sheet, your voice is muffled...
BYRD: Why certainly, son.... BUSH IS WORSE THAN HITLER!!!
Your portrayal of his words is accurate except that the second try without the sheet would sound exactly the same as the first.