He's a monster. According to his neighbors, he was a sadistic man who measured their grass with a ruler, who let his dog run free but ticketed a sick old lady who let her dog off the leash. Words don't describe this homicidal pervert.
I was just going to agree with you, then I reread the post and realized you were me. (I wrote this a few days ago.) Well, I'm still right. Anyone who measures neighbors' grass with a ruler has more than a few screws loose. I'm planning to turn my lawn into moss this year; I'm sick of mowing grass.