I got combat trainin' from overseas, Now I'm the bouncer at the Chuck-E-Cheez. I think I'd rather do a year in jail than another afternoon in Chuck-E-Cheez Hell Chuck-E-Cheez Hell I'm in Chuck-E-Cheez Hell We cater to a snot-nosed clientele, in Chuck-E-Cheez Hell In Chuck-E-Cheez Hell Mama drives Chipper to the Chuck-E Mall, Watches him waller in some plastic balls. The band sucks and the pizza's cold, and you eat it with a slobberin' 4 year old In Chuck-E-Cheez Hell Puke with pepperoni still smells the same, You waste a paycheck on a video game. Lined up out the door like the Stones are in town, There ain't enough Chuck-E ass whippin's to go 'round In Chuck-E-Cheez Hell I'm in Chuck-E-Cheez Hell Squallin' young'uns and a Skee Ball Bell In Chuck-E-Cheez Hell I did 2 tours of duty in Vietnam, Fightin' jungle rot and breathin' napalm. But they couldn't tourture me half as well As little birthday Frosters in Chuck-E-Cheez Hell Chuck-E Cheez Hell I'm in Chuck-E-Cheez Hell!
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