I'm demi-incoherent.
Posted on 03/01/2005 3:21:01 AM PST by paulat
Feb 28, 10:27 PM EST
Nude Man Covered in Cheese Gets Probation
MARYVILLE, Tenn. (AP) -- A man caught by police last summer on his 23rd birthday running naked and covered in nacho cheese pleaded guilty Monday to burglary and four other charges.
Michael David Monn of Maryville appeared before Blount County Circuit Court Judge D. Kelly Thomas and pleaded guilty to burglary, theft, vandalism, indecent exposure and public intoxication. In a plea bargain with prosecutors, Monn was sentenced to three years in prison but was given supervised probation.
He also was given a judicial deferral, which means if he stays out of trouble for the next three years the charges will be expunged from his record. Thomas warned Monn that if he violates the sentencing requirements, he must serve the sentence in a state penitentiary.
Early on the morning of July 18, 2004, Monn "was highly intoxicated, broke into the John Sevier Pool snack bar area, stole some snacks and did some damage and was caught naked with some stolen snacks," Blount County District Attorney General Mike Gallegos told the courtroom.
A police officer found Monn that morning in the parking lot of the pool facility after Monn had apparently scaled an 8-foot-tall fence and was seen running toward a Jeep with a box of stolen snacks and a container of nacho cheese.
In addition to being naked, Monn had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders, police said. He also had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.
In his Jeep, Maryville officers found clothing and an open bottle of vodka.
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Information from: The Daily Times, www.thedailytimes.com
© 2005 The Associated Press. All rights reserved.
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...would that make him "half-baked?"
Damn. I really wasn't aware that this was against the law. Oh well, Saturday plans are out the window. [wink]
I'm demi-incoherent.
A "Nacho Monn" ping.
have you been that way very long ?..lol
No offense to TN...but if he's from there...does that make him a cheese cracker?
"Nacho, nacho man.
I want to be a nacho man!"
He tried to complain of police brutality, but witnesses said that the cops treated him with velveeta gloves.
It is indeed a sad world we live in when you cannot be nude and covered in cheese.
When Cheese Wiz is outlawed, only the... oh, never mind.
He sounded like a really limburger guy to be able to run so fast. But if he wanted to be a master criminal he should have worked harder on his Kraft.
Former ISHP/JD story update
This was posted yesterday, but I'll speculate once again that he was probably a little, um, chili.
So, does this now go into the cold queso files?
His lawyer was able to reduce his sentence by using the old "It ain't easy being cheesy" defense.
I should try that tonight w/Mrs Exile. "Hey baby, I'm low-carb!"
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