Roberts forgot to mention the polar ice cap melting, causing the rising oceans to wipe out our coastal cities, plus the volcanoes in the Cascade range coming to life, followed by undersea earthquakes which will make great huge tidal waves, and don't forget all those bird flu pandemics, and somewhere out there a meteor has our name on it, and, and, (gasp for air) . . .
I thought Karl Rove caused that.
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