I remember a dumb Clive Cussler novel, "Night Probe," that suggests that our two countries would merge and form exactly that, the "United States of Canada."
Puh-lease.
Don't let the door hit ya on yer bony, vegan arse on the way out, Moby.
I don't know about this Moby knucklehead but I'd suggest folks look into the "FTAA" threads on FR to see the concerns raised about this sovereignty robbing piece of garbage that Bush was supposed to be signing on to in Jan. FTAA is to be this hemispheres version of the EU which raises questions about it's effects on our borders, legal system, currency, etc. I've maintained for some time that illegal immigration is the conditioning process for the open borders nonsense that FTAA will bring.
I love your wording.