To: Old Professer
Me-ocrat: Here is my ticket.
Ticket agent: May I see your state ID, please?
Me-ocrat: No. May I see the law which requires it?
Ticket agent: Sure, go and look all you want to. In the meantime, please stand aside for a non-Me-ocrat. Next in line, please!
To: Cultural Jihad
"If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen."
Samuel Adams, (1722-1803)
Looks like Sam Adams had people like you in mind when he wrote this.
271 posted on
02/27/2005 11:00:29 AM PST by
ActionNewsBill
("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act")
To: Cultural Jihad
Cultural Jihad : Why did you pull me over.
Officer Friendly: You were going 45 in a 35 zone.
Cultural Jihad : The last sign I saw was 45, whats the problem.
Officer Friendly: Well the 35 mile sign got taken down to be repainted...
Cultural Jihad : Well then give me the ticket, I will gladly pay it because you asked...
281 posted on
02/27/2005 11:08:38 AM PST by
Mark was here
(My tag line was about to be censored.)
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