[VRing]

then they find out just how many ordinances there really are and how really really difficult it can be to comply.

There it is. Thats why Smartaleck is always spouting the statist line - He's in the statist business. LOL youself mr inspector man

[Smartaleck]

"He's in the statist business. LOL youself mr inspector man"

Here's a quarter. Buy a clue.

[Old Professer]

I think you nailed her, she must be the same one who a guy I was talking to yesterday was still ranting about two weeks after she inspected his kitchen at his little pizza parlor; seems she walked in while he was washing some plates and had already scraped the leftover food into the slop sink, dipped and scrubbed the plate in the soapy sink and was plunging the plate into the rinse sink; as she watched, he deftly shook it dry and put it in the sanitizing bath whereupon she began to scribble furiously on her pad.

As he turned to face her she handed over the paper on which she was so attentive for him to read the dreaded demerit -5 points.

"Why 5 points?"

"You placed your soapy hands in the clear rinse water."

"How else could I rinse it?"

Rinse your hands first."

He is still raving.